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Three Strikes. We're Out.

By Steve Jansen

Published on January 30, 2008 at 4:00am

Mountain biking. Kayaking. Hiking. In our out-of-shape world, each activity is a bitch. Combine all three and you have an outdoor freak’s wet dream: the Desert Rage Adventure Race. There’s a 25-mile course (no effing way, dude) and a shorty that covers up to 15 miles. We’ll opt for the bitch-boy version (read: We’re staying home).
Sat., Feb. 2, 7 a.m., 2008